Apparently my instincts were right and I should never, ever leave Tumblr for even a few hours.
Since it seems clarification has become necessary:
Moffat and Gatiss aren’t messing with us.Moffat and Gatiss are messing with us, but not about this particular thing.It was just a silly Photoshop. It didn’t occur to me that I might need to explain there is no such thing as a “JAMBULANCE ONLY” zone
except in John’s heart.I just… I don’t even… Why…
Actually, to hell with it. I want you guys to be happy.
AHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHA. “Except
